When you throw a party in international waters, things are going to happen. Namely, you might lose a few of your shipmates, particularly if you’re dealing with scurvy and navigating the clouds, or in this case, the cloud
Never fear, though, for I am not one to leave people lost at sea, at least not so long as I can find them. And find them I did, thanks to some flares and the bird’s nest. I also picked up a couple of people who had gotten lost after their plane went down, but I didn’t pick up any smoke monsters. Now they’re here, still ready to party, gamble, and maybe go out with a bang.
Just want to crowd source this one. When I die, having myself stuffed full of candy and used as a pinta—fun party or party foul?
Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) April 20, 2016
Well-played, little man. I’m ducking impressed.
4: Mommy, why do giants say lots of F words?
4: Fi. Fi. Fo. Fum.
Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016
Not the best rap battle ever.
Sorry I drank all the ‘blood of Christ’ and sang “Happy Birthday, Sweet Baby Jesus” in the middle of your office holiday party.
Marlebean (@Marlebean) December 2, 2014
On second thought, maybe this rap battle is about to get interesting.
“I can’t feel my face when I’m with you.” – me, to this bottle of Pinot Noir I accidentally finished
Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) May 15, 2016
Don’t get hasty. I found you.
Simba, everything the light touches is my Kingdom. ~ Me drunk, talking to the dog and shining a flashlight onto my Final Demand letters.
Vice_Queen (@Vice_Queen) May 20, 2016
This is why we have a cruise physician/pharmacist.
It’s like this 18 month old doesn’t care if I’m hungover.
keith (@tchrquotes) January 1, 2015
I probably need a first mate. Given our mission, I think she’ll do, though she might lurk around the break room too much.
Interviewer: What would you like to get out of this job? Me: Leftover birthday cake.
Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) May 18, 2016
We’re going hunger games in the castle ‘cause we’re savages in the castle.
No basic bitches in my bouncy castle
Jordan (@jordan_stratton) June 29, 2015
Anything goes on the high seas.
This prostitute’s looking at me like she’s never been solicited to babysit before.
majesticminge (@majesticminge) November 24, 2015
Of course, the voyage includes entertainment.
I’ll bet, at the end of a long day, Stevie Nicks relaxes by lighting candles, turning on the TV, and levitating just above her couch.
Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) May 18, 2016
And a theme song.
My 6yo asked to hear…